Satan

Hey, dealer, is Satan around?
by Jelly November 29, 2003
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satan

the christ puncher i.e. satan
by Pazzy Bee May 13, 2005
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For Satan

To do something because you have to.
Person1: Let's drink beer!
Person2: Well ok, for Satan.
by Pour Satane May 30, 2008
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satan

Mispelling of the word 'Shaitan'(Shaytan) from the Arabic for adversary. Also the Islamic version of Satan.

Was once know as Lucifer, ''The light of heaven'', in Christian dogma.
''He soon discerns, and weltring by his side
One next himself in power, and next in crime,
Long after known in Palestine, and nam'd
Beelzebub. To whom th' Arch-Enemy,
And thence in Heav'n call'd Satan, with bold words
Breaking the horrid silence thus began.''
-Paradise Lost, Book 1, line 79.
by Edward 'Arsenal' Thornton September 8, 2006
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satan

A mythical being invented by religious extremists to scare uneducated louts into fattening their pockets.
Because he feared a being that did not exist, the Klansman gave money to Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell.
by jj_frap October 11, 2003
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Satan

Jewish perversion of Pagan deities like Dagda (gaelic), Dionysos (greek), Shiva (hindu) and Enki (sumerian). Used as scapegoat and distraction for all the problems that the anti-life dogmas of Christianity/Islam cause. Even today stupid Americans believe, that he rules their government.
He is really the Lord of Water, Music and Knowledge/Enlightenment and nowhere near beeing evil or a threat to humanity.
Name stolen: Shiva-> Shai'tan-> Satan
Appearance stolen: Cernunnos
Trident stolen: Shiva, Neptune
by vislaetitia September 1, 2011
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satan

shoves pineapples up hitlers arse in little nicky!!! go him
by ..::fran::.. July 13, 2006
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