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Reverse bag with fig

When performing the tea bag, moving farther up the victim's face and dropping your testicles on the bridge of the nose and even across the eyes, thus rubbing your ripe asshole on the mouth on the victim. Typically an exclamation point to a well-executived tea bag when performed in front of an audience.
Get your camera, I'm about to give him the reverse bag with fig. There needs to be some documentation he had my fig on his lips.
by Louisiana Gold December 18, 2008
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reverse macgyvered

(Verb) To transform a technologically advanced item into something totally worthless, usually through an act of utter stupidity.
Dude, you totally reverse macgyvered my cell phone into a paper weight when you dropped it in the toilet.
by Cyndiloohoo November 8, 2008
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Reverse Jack Syndrome

Reverse Jack Syndrome (RJS) is the opposite of the syndrome Robin Williams had in the movie "Jack." His character's affliction caused him to grow physically old while still being young in terms of years - RJS is the reverse of this. A person with RJS is relatively young and young-looking but acts and feels as if he/she is approximately 70 years old. For example, a person with RJS is almost always cold, regardless of temperature (this leads to wearing unfashionable slippers at home); has trouble hearing, thus the TV volume is always very loud; likes food commonly associated with old people, for ex. meatloaf and salisbury steak; has trouble with new technology; has preferences in terms of music, books, and culture in general that are usually linked with old folks; and is generally crabby, with the demeanor of a cranky old person.
"Jimmy, why is it 90 degrees in here? WTF?"

"Its cold in here."

"Ah, must be the Reverse Jack Syndrome acting up again."
by Drew D. from Kansas August 6, 2007
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reverse Rackstraw

To reverse Rackstraw a girl is to succeed in getting with a sobre female whilst utterly gazeboed. It is a daring and difficult move to perform and requires years of practice to perfect.

See also Rackstraw.
"Did you see Rustin reverse Rackstraw that girl last week? What a lad!"
by pussysmasher69 November 12, 2012
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reverse boob envy

(Noun)
The resentful desire of another woman's smaller breasts. The opposite of the more common and well-known boob envy, in which a woman envies another female's bigger boobs. Reverse boob envy, also known as small boobs envy, is not well known to most men, but is felt by many women to be true, since small breasts are often more practical, and not seldom just as beautiful as bigger jugs.
"Lovely picture of these two girls! Rare example of reverse boob envy. Look at that girl, envying her gorgeous flat chest."
by Monticello-W October 21, 2016
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Reverse diddle

The act of paralysing a girl by fisting her then fucking her or someone in front of her.
by Marcus the 3rd April 5, 2017
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Reverse Hitch Hiking

The act of literally becoming an Uber or Lyft driver for the sole purpose of transporting YOURSELF to a specific destination while getting paid to do so. Having the ability to pick and chose your rider based on their final destination (which would be in the exact direction you need to go).
- I'm strapped for cash but I really want to go on a cross country trip... What can I do?!

- I know... Have you ever considered Reverse Hitch Hiking?! You would actually get paid to drive people in the same direction you are headed!! Isn't that genious??
by Brocc218 November 7, 2018
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