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pseudo-religious

Exhibiting superficial interest, selective interpretation of religious teachings, and inconsistent adherence to religious principles, often for personal gain or manipulation.
I can't stand these fucking pseudo-religious fucks! They would say Jesus was a flat-earther who beat his fucking dog if it benefited them.
by Mr Sarcasum August 1, 2023
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sack religious

a reverance for the power of wealth women possess that enables them to overlook a prospective mates flaws by focusing instead on his financial status.
here it is, hugh hefner is currently dating 19 yr old twins and has nonstop blondes all up on his sack religiously while oprah would have to ambush a slow midget in a wheel chair to get laid and baby got sack for days!
by BILLicitlY ilLEgAL May 4, 2010
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Religious baboon

This is when you have a one night stand with someone and his/her pray for forgiveness for what they did.
"Woman will you stop crying you sound like a religious baboon".
by Byron and nick June 29, 2009
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Hyper Religious

This term is used to describe a person (usually of the Roman Catholic faith) who is obsessed with their religion. They are often highly annoying and will usually force their exact beliefs onto you. They turn more people away from Catholicism than they attract to it.

Their kids are often homeschooled and sheltered, usually given no internet access (or highly restricted internet access)

Their kids are only allowed to use electronic devices for short periods of time (if they even have devices)

They often get their devices taken for extended periods of time for doing completely trivial things.

They have as many kids as they can physically produce. (Usually somewhere in the double digits.)

Hyper religion is often passed down through generations. After hyper religious kids move out, they truly begin to realize just how sheltered they were, and how much they missed out on in life. Because of this, they try to take the fun away from everyone else.
Damn, do you see that hyper religious lady yelling frantically in the church parking lot? Our church is only going to lose members because of her.
by Entitled_Karenn April 1, 2020
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religiously ambiguous

When no one knows what religion that person is.
John: What religion are you? I can't tell because you're religiously ambiguous.
Bob: I'm atheist.
by OmgOmgOmg April 24, 2012
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religious rape

When a religion is forced on you by your parents, friends, etc.
"I went to this Christian school and they religious raped me."

"My parents religious raped me"
by moistangelfoodcake November 8, 2015
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Religiously open sexual preference

Aka. R.O.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to other people regardless of what religion they practice
Mario is actively practicing Raëlianism, but is sexually attracted to some other people despite the fact they practice other faiths. They have a Religiously open sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 5, 2021
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