rumpernaught

1. a hooligan
2. a skank/slut
3. a person who hasn't showered in days

1." YOU BLAST-ENDED RUMPERNAUGHTS. GET OFFA MY LAWN."

2. see miley cyrus

3. "DUDE. Take a shower. You're starting to look like a rumpernaught"

by frikkk November 12, 2009

Rump Houmous

Sticky anal seepage that causes your butt cheeks to rub together in an uncomfortable manner.

Pass the wet wipes please mother, i've got a bad case of rump houmous that's tearing my gooch raw.

by martallica May 25, 2010

Rumple Ass

The folds and or lines on a women's butt or thighs when wearing yoga pants.

Look at that Kathleen girl.... She has a serious case of rumple ass in those pants.

by riomanty November 12, 2011

Rumpled

Buzzed by alcohol especially when your appearance is a little undone.

I could tell by his untied bow tie and crooked hat that those margaritas had him rumpled.

by GetRumpledFB May 21, 2017

rumpasoreus

Some one who is butt sore (buttsore)

He is sure being a Rumpasoreus Rex.

by kgv-1 July 11, 2017

Rumpledickskin

1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.

Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."

The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.

"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."

by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017

rumpelstiltskin

Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.

Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.

by dickbagjon January 5, 2018