squeaky rubber

1. a previously used condom still containing residual juices.

2. a condom with questionable structual integrity

"Man, you should've seen this hot bitch. I only bought her two drinks, then I banged her with a squeaky rubber."

"I used a squeaky rubber. I hope she doesn't get prego."

by Ben "The Body" May 2, 2006

Robbery

The act of hooking up with a girl whom your friend was trying to hook up with himself.

Doug: I thought that Ukranian girl last night was feeling me
Jared: Sorry bro, i ended up performing a robbery after you passed out

by dp mcdaniels May 10, 2010

UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE

Used by Vinny Barbarino, in welcome back kotter, as a scape-goat for extreme frustration, or backed into a corner and no intellegent answer is thought of.

"so where were you last night?"
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"up your nose with a rubber hose!!!!"

by justin vs January 6, 2008

Rubberband

Rubberband when used in T.I.'s song "Rubberband Man" refers to the common use of rubberbands (and now the yellow LIVESTRONG-type rubber wrist bands) to signify how much weight of a certain drug they had to sell. X rubberbands meant X amount of cocaine/crack/weed. This is used so that when stopped by police for loitering outside on a corner/lawn at certain time at night you are not caught with narcotics in possession and can warn those in the house/apartment with the illegal drugs to leave or get rid of them.

Fiend #1 - "Yo! the connect has 4 rubberbands on his wrist, you got a $20 spot?"
Feind #2 - "Nah! Here's a $5, get one nic"

by AlexisG December 29, 2005

Pentonville Rubber

The condom which you have reserved for a special female. Pentonville Road runs between King's Cross and Angel Islington in London and the Pentonville Rubber is only for use between a king and an angel.

She's so fit I'd get out my Pentonville Rubber for her.

I'll use my Pentonville rubber if she'll let me fuck her

by Mattaus Muller April 27, 2009

Reno rubber whacker

a commonly used tactic in Reno,Neveda in which the rubber used to have sex with a prostitute is taken off "pinched at the tip by the wearer" and used to repeatedly whack said prostitutes body until rubber is fully emptied.This is done for a number of reasons: overcharged, wasn't anygood, also just a fun thing to do.

Jenn's body was covered in cum and whelts after I did the reno rubber whacker on her for overcharging me for unsatisfactory sex.

by jp59 June 3, 2006

rubber check

A check that is going to be returned for non-suffecent funds

All that woman writes are rubber checks, I'd only take cash from her

by anonymous August 28, 2005