Roman Tesmer

he is a uncooked chicken nugget who suffers from poverty and is adopted who get beaten daily but is ripped but is still fat as hell

jesus christ your such a adopted Roman Tesmer
oh my god roman

by child hood obesity August 19, 2019

Romania

A fairytale-like land with mountains, plains and seashores, run by ill intended, corrupt politicians who repeatedly allow the people to die in fires, car accidents, and filthy hospitals.

Romania is part of the European Union.

by Usersa911 January 29, 2021

romance explosion

Literal translation of Kazakhstani coital euphemism. Popularised in the West by Central Asia's most recognisable media personality, Borat Sagdiyev.

I looking for nice Western girl with yellow hairs, plow experience, and little or no history of mental retardation in family, to be my wife and to make romance explosion inside. I will buy for you red dress, two sturdy shoes, and colour tv with wireless remote clicker.

by Iacob. November 10, 2008

romanogers

Romanogers is a shipping between two characters in the Marvel Universe. It is specifically applied to Captain America/Steve Rogers and Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff. This means people think they should be in a romantic relationship. It is the most amazing ship.

I ship Romanogers, because I think they go together perfectly.

by Iron America September 4, 2015

Roman Bellic

The cousin of Niko Bellic, the protagonist of the video game Grand Theft Auto IV. He loves women and he loves his cousin.

Roman Bellic:

"Niko, have you ever been with 2 women at once? Four big titties to be playing with!?"

"Hey cousin... It's you cousin!"

by lSKDUvg August 14, 2009

Roadman

A roadman is someone who thinks they are ‘hard’ because they wear balaclavas and have about three layers of coats on . Usually these roadmen only wear balaclavas to hide the fact that they are ugly as fuck and claim it to just be for ‘no face no case’. These roadmen seem to all somehow believe they will be rich when there older due to their 4K followers they’ve brought on ig or gained by doing promos no one gives a fuck about.

Mum - ‘You better not be friends with him , he seems very dangerous ‘
Son- ‘no worry , that is just a roadman’

by EUnknownE July 31, 2019

rehab romance

When two junkies or alcoholics get together in rehab and have an "immediate deep connection and understanding of each other that nobody else has ever had with them". This often happens within days or weeks of entering rehab. They often take it beyond just rehab and go together after rehab. These relationships have approximately a 99% failure/relapse rate (of course we are the 1% says the two losers) and abuse, domestic violence and general disregard for others and their feelings is commonplace. Note that infidelity/cheating is common here as the rehabers have no regard for loved ones they have been with for years, who took care of them thru addiction and being abused by them and often paid large money and struggled to put them in rehab because they love them. They simply think of themselves and their loved ones are left shattered once again to pick up the pieces, again they don't care as long as they have their new boyfriend/girlfriend "once in a lifetime connection" and plenty of sex.

Rehab: Hi sir, I'm sorry to tell you that your wife has been kicked out of our rehab for getting caught having sex.
Husband: What!? No!! Please my heart is broken.
Rehab: I'm really sorry sir. She left with him today to go live with him and some other rehab grads.
Husband: (crying) Noooo! Can I at least get my money back I can barely pay bills?
Rehab: Sorry sir, she signed a contract and broke the rules. We tell them not to get involved with rehab romance as it is toxic but they rarely listen.
Husband: (gunshot) RIP... (Wife doesnt care enjoys sex with new addict boyfriend).

by NotAnAddict January 22, 2014