Stomp Rocket

A means of delivering a baby via a hefty stomp on the stomach. This results in the infant being propelled from the womb, much resembling a bloody rocket.
Upon hearing news of impregnating his Ukrainian hooker, Scott stomp rocketed the unborn fetus across the room.
by chris "the catcher" October 6, 2008
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dog rocket

A term used by cigar connoisseurs to describe a sub par cigar.
Care for a Thompson? You really excpect me to smoke that dog rocket!?!? You'd best bust out with a Macanudo!!
by Abriel August 28, 2006
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pus rocket

Naval slang for a hot dog, probably because biting into one causes it to pop and squirt liquid.
I need some mustard on my pus rocket.
by fugitive September 29, 2004
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Rocket Plunger

When the pressure in your asshole reaches critical levels that no man can contain, an explosive bowel movement of gargantuan proportions jetisons all material underneath "the rocket", displacing the water in the bowl, creating a geyser of fecal matter. Best used when toilet is clogged.

The appropriate warning for such a manuvuer is to yell "Fire in the Hole!" as loud as possible to save anyone in a 50 foot radius.
Anthony: "Hey our toilet is clogged."
Alex Clark: "That's okay, I have a Rocket Plunger building up."

....

Alex Clark: "Fire in the hole!"
BOOM.
Anthony dies.
by Alex "The Rocket" Clark November 28, 2011
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rex rocket

Doing a run and jump, landing dick first into vagina

A classic move performed by pornstar and legend, Rex Erection

Is usually shouted as performing it
REX ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ItsEctoplasm May 1, 2016
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MRE Rocket

An MRE rocket is produced by placing the heating unit of an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) in an empty cola bottle, adding a cup of water and closing the lid.

It is then either:

A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans

The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.

NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
Holy shit, that MRE Rocket is stuck in PFC Bonfette's face!
by TexanMarine August 10, 2006
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