Rocket Rimmer

A dude that busts his nut and explodes like a rocket just as he pushes past the rim of the pussy or ass. A one pump chump.

I was hopping to get my cheeks clapped good last night but he turned out to be a rocket rimmer.

by Dick Onchin May 31, 2020

Stomp Rocket

A means of delivering a baby via a hefty stomp on the stomach. This results in the infant being propelled from the womb, much resembling a bloody rocket.

Upon hearing news of impregnating his Ukrainian hooker, Scott stomp rocketed the unborn fetus across the room.

by chris "the catcher" October 6, 2008

dog rocket

A term used by cigar connoisseurs to describe a sub par cigar.

Care for a Thompson? You really excpect me to smoke that dog rocket!?!? You'd best bust out with a Macanudo!!

by Abriel August 28, 2006

pus rocket

Naval slang for a hot dog, probably because biting into one causes it to pop and squirt liquid.

I need some mustard on my pus rocket.

by fugitive September 29, 2004

garden rocket

The act of inserting a trowel handle into one's anus while masturbating with the other hand.

I was wanking in the garden and couldn't get off, good old garden rocket got me there.

by Elliot Hope August 12, 2010

MRE Rocket

An MRE rocket is produced by placing the heating unit of an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) in an empty cola bottle, adding a cup of water and closing the lid.

It is then either:

A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans

The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.

NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.

Holy shit, that MRE Rocket is stuck in PFC Bonfette's face!

by TexanMarine August 10, 2006

Tamp rocket

When you have a tampon in and you’re doing an activity that requires intense physical exertion of the body, specifically from the abdomen and/or legs, that makes it feel like your tampon is going to shoot out like a rocket.

Dude I can’t go to the gym today, I’m gonna totally blow out a tamp rocket.

“Bro, Stacy blew out a colossal tamp rocket during her swim meet last night.”
“What was she doing?”
“The breaststroke.”
“Damn.”

by BIGCHUNGUS42069 January 17, 2019