Unarmed Robbery

A rare feat when a person with no arms robs a bank. Usually commited by that cool guy with no arms on the USA Archery Team.

Robber: Gimme all your money!
Teller: lolomgwtfbbq! You have no arms! How could YOU rob us?
*robber shoots teller (pulls the trigger with his eyelid)*
Robber: Like that.
*robber gets away*

This is an unarmed robbery at it's finest.

by Beerparty October 16, 2012

Commit a robbery

The act of stealing one's girl at a club or party whilst he is away.

How to commit a robbery:

Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.

Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?

Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.

~Jersey Shore

by Wafflicious July 12, 2010

Robert Plant

Only the sexiest man to ever walk the earth (in the 70's), and by the way... Not only bored soccer mom's happen to think he's hot!!! He is gorgeous (and his ass is equally gorgeous!!!), and im only 14!!! so whoever thinks his only fans are oldies, obviously has never listened to a Led Zeppelin record. Led Zeppelin will, and always will be, one of the greatest bands to ever walk the earth!!!

Wow, check out Robert Plant...He's got a nice ass <drooling>...Not only that, but Led Zeppelin kicks ass!!!

by Super "L" January 29, 2005

Robert Plant

To fake an orgasm, such as the real Robert Plant does in "A whole lotta love"

Dude, the chick in that porno the other night so obviously pulled a Robert Plant.

by TimboV8 March 31, 2009

Robert Smith

1.The worlds most incredibly sexiest man, ever!!!!!!, in a slightly creppy way
2.Pinicle of style which one can hope to achieve.
3.writer of some of the worlds most beatiful lyrics.

1. Wow, that guy is Smithin'
2. Wow that outfit is sooo Smith.
3. Those words are so Smithesque

by Audrey White August 9, 2004

Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.

Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.

by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019

Frosty Robert

When you stick your dick in a bucket of ice then stick it up a girls arse when she's least expecting it.

She was pissing me off so when she fell asleep I gave her a frosty robert

by Robert Frosted October 7, 2010