" Riley" Riley is the one kid who was not popular in Elementary School but now is king of Middle School. Riley has many talents and will show them off to his peers but they usually just tell him to piss off. Riley is talented at Sculpting, Drawing, Painting, and playing Piano, Guitar, and Violin. Riley has recently learned that he will be alone forever because no one loves him.
Riley: Jared, want to go to my concert
Jared: No, Piss Off
Riley: What about my painting, It is being held in the museum of modern off
Jared: Get bent
Jared: No, Piss Off
Riley: What about my painting, It is being held in the museum of modern off
Jared: Get bent
by That one nobody June 15, 2018
Get the Rileymug. Riley is the best boyfriend u could ever have he is the sweetest and nicest person ever. He might have a bad reputation and not many people like him but there are a few who are falling in love fast .
by Susan gibbs May 19, 2018
Get the Rileymug. A young kid who’s addicted to fortnite and always try’s to hop on trends. He typically try’s to say he doesn’t do things that he actually does cause he’s insecure and his ego is very fragile.
He’ll try to annoy you and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He also claims he’s not fat cause he plays one sport but his manboobs look like water balloons about to burst. His stomach is built like eye of cthulhu from terraria.
He’ll try to annoy you and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He also claims he’s not fat cause he plays one sport but his manboobs look like water balloons about to burst. His stomach is built like eye of cthulhu from terraria.
Person 1: aye yo did you see that fat white kid crying over fortnite?
Person 2: yeah his name is Riley
Person 2: yeah his name is Riley
by MiladSucks September 6, 2020
Get the Rileymug. Websters dictionary define HIM as "The man with the biggest willy on the whole f***king planet" HE is the guy you go to if Your girl is not getting enough D**k. HE is the only guy to pass Rizzler university with perfect fucking grades. HE pulls so hard that alien bitches gravitate towards him at the speed of light. Fun fact, he actually gave birth to GigaChad straight out of his willy.
by Batcoc April 6, 2023
Get the Rileymug. An absolute Chad. An man with giant biceps and massive cock. Usually known for having sex with chicks that names start with A. The guy is like a pussy magnet for Milfs and Big Booty Latinas.
by Snoop Dogg and ice cube December 6, 2021
Get the Rileymug. A guy with bulging biceps and a massive cock. Usually associated with nailing a girl named Kayleigh. This guy is ridiculous. And they often have a hard time walking the next day after enjoying an evening with riley.
That girl is walking really funny.
Ya she musta got Rileyed last nite.
That girl is walking really funny.
Ya she musta got Rileyed last nite.
by Hahajdug November 23, 2021
Get the Rileymug. Riley is one of the kindest, most empathetic persons you’ll ever meet. He’s funny, caring, and amazing inside and out. He is a person you can laugh and joke and be happy with, and get lost in a moment with.
by Pint-Sized May 7, 2020
Get the Rileymug.