Rheatard

Somebody named Rhea, who is very retarded. Her friends can call her many names, like diarrhea, or rere.

Damn! Rhea is so Rheatarded!

by CrazyAshley6969 October 24, 2011

Retto

Rich people who try to act ghetto. Usually white who wear the expensive real silver medallions, coach hats and shirts, and pure silk du rags. They try to talk the talk and walk the walk but they just look like asses trying to be something they aren't.

Guy 1: Dude, that wangsta is such a retto wigga.
Guy 2: what the hell r u talking about? ur white
Guy 1: Dont judge me by my outer color bro. Or by my wallet size.

by anonymous pissed off person sick of ppl trying to be retto January 10, 2005

Rhettless

When someone is being so reckless in their own opinion, that they need to ask the people around them how to handle the situation.

Person 1: "Should i jay walk this street right now or is it too reckless?"
Person 2: "Dude, stop being so rhettless!"

by Freddy Hernandez July 25, 2013

Rhetorical Compliment

A compliment to another person which may be sarcastic, or not, but which compliments the other. The speaker may expect a response, but the receiver usually won't comment. Similar to a rhetorical question.

(In this scenario, a kid has 68 algebra problems to do)

Dad: How many problems have you done now, son?
Kid: 23.
Dad: You're making progress!

^
lll an example of a Rhetorical Compliment

by Emperorerror November 30, 2010

rhetorrible

Rhetorical and horrible put together.

Rhetorical questions aren't usually well-thought out or are people thinking aloud, thus to some degree not good or even horrible.

Also, some rhetorical questions are used in a sarcastic (or even sometimes mean) manner. A person being snarky could be asking a question without requiring a response. Thus, a rhetorical, horrible question.

My daughter was just asking me something silly, and then said, "Wait! Don't answer that. That was a rhetorrible question!"

by rainbownapalm March 23, 2011

Rhetortion

Rhetorical + Contortion--verbal gymnastics (twists, leaps, side-steps, etc.) used to validate one's own position, either justifying a poorly founded/unfounded belief or defending an unpopular position; carefully crafted language meant to state a controversial stance without being rejected by one's peer group

The anti-gay congressman/priest had to do some fancy rhetortions to explain why he was caught having sex with another man.

by Captain Nimbus January 23, 2013

rhetorical apology

An apology that does not require an "it's ok" response. Usually the person who is being apologized to should actually be doing the apologizing. Rhetorical apologies are often stated with large amounts of unmistakable sarcasm.

Incorrect response...
Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: That's ok.
Girl: That was a rhetorical apology you doucher.

Correct response...

Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: Oh no no! I'm sorry! I was completely out of line.

by dank urban memes December 3, 2016