An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.
The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.
The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.
If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.
Alternate definition:
A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.
Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.
Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.
The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.
The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.
If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.
Alternate definition:
A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.
Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.
Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.
OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?
Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?
Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!
Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!
Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?
Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!
Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!
by Erin & Ted September 02, 2011
The act of getting extremely wired on cocaine or crack to the point where your arms assume the T-rex position and your jaw moves furiously as if chomping.
by Leo Beo October 12, 2007
A person so ugly, he or she not only looks like they are millions of years old, but is the king of these million-year-old ugly motherfuckers that somehow still live in today's society
by Speshul Speshul K June 24, 2009
Someone who smokes (or "blasts") weed all the time, or someone who has been smoking weed for a long time.
by Shit_4_Brains June 02, 2007
The Dabasaurus Rex was at the top of the food chain, whenever it found it's prey, it dabbed on it and it could not handle the MLG power of the dab. All of the dino haters got dabbed on and never messed with him again.
by platypus333 November 30, 2017
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011
Guy #1: Do you know insert girl's name?
Guy #2: Yeah, she fucked the whole football team.
Guy #1: Man, what a skankosauras rex!
Guy #2: Yeah, she fucked the whole football team.
Guy #1: Man, what a skankosauras rex!
by BarnabeJonez February 24, 2009