Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.

The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.

by Zyvis X November 20, 2022

trap retire

for someone who is retired but still care about his coin yet said "i dont care about my coin"

trap is trap retire

by goodmanxD April 30, 2021

Immediate Retirement

I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.

Hym "Immediate Retirement. My work on AI is not free."

by Hym Iam June 18, 2025

retire

To stop doing something that has previously been done regularly.

After years of watching YouTube regularly, Tania decided to retire and let something else replace this activity for her.

by Emotional Cruiser November 23, 2025

Retired from college

The permanent solitude from unnecessary envolvement in college drama.

I have retired from college, Done with this fugazi shit.

by It's nothing personal July 28, 2021

texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.

Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.

by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024

Retirement Banner

When you display all of your highest achievements on a game before you log off for the last time

You haven’t quit the game until you make a retirement banner

by Bob-Ross June 16, 2024