Religion Fucked

This phenomenon occurs through-out all the corners of the globe. It is when "religious" kids go from pre-teens to teenagers into high-school and they are the ones to experiment with drugs, sex, etc. All because their overly strict religious parents drove them to social-retardation all their lives. So when they hit highschool he/she can not handle the new found freedom.

Usually the school whore/ druggy was once very religious and then highschool came along.

A: "Hey have you seen Christina, I did not see her at church today"

B:" Yeah, she decided to miss church and go have sex with Steven"

A:"Damn, she is still only 15!"

B: "Yeah, that bitch got Religion Fucked"

by JoGa. January 8, 2009

religion

Something that stupid atheists keep bitching about. They say it has killed more people than anything else but when you mention communism and fascism (which were historically proven to be satheist ideologies!) killed over 100 million people in the 20th century alone which is more than what christianity and islam have done combined, they stop talking ot copme up with lame excuses.

Stupid Atheist: religion is evil! it kills people!

Smart religious guy: what about communism? it killed way more than religion.

Stupid atheist" (silence)

by Abeman February 11, 2008

bad religion

An old style very political punk rock band. Bad Religion is one of the greatest bands EVER!

Bad Religion songs: "Atomic Garden", "Automatic Man", "Anesthisia", "You Are The Government", "Generator".

by Sabrina Lorentz May 20, 2007

Religionist

An arrogant, prideful, egoistic, religious person who believes his/her religion is the only true religion. They are deeply religious in their dogma/religion to such an extent they believe that is who they are. They are often times very legalistic and think they are better than others, especially other people who aren't members of their particular religion. People who are religionists are usually the biggest hypocrites.

Religious people are often times religionists due to the effect their religion has had on them over the years.

Jenny is so prideful about her religion, she is such a religionist.

A religionist takes legalism to the extreme.

Most religionists are so blind and arrogant they don't even realize how hypocritical they are.

by ThrasherKOTR October 21, 2011

Religious freedom

A bullshit excuse used by conservatives and the religious right to justify using their beliefs as weapons to preach against others who don't believe in what they do. They claim that their right to speech (hate and discriminate) against anything they find immoral or against their ideology should be protected and legalizing something like abortion or same-sex marriage would infringe on their rights and hurt their "religious freedom" (to hate).

Tom: So how's everything going?
Mike: Pretty damn good. I'm very happy.
Tom: Niiice.
Mike: Yeah, Scott and I have been together for almost 6 years now and it's been amazing. I love him.
Tom: ...
Mike: I think I'm going to ask him to marry me.
Tom: WTF? That's fucking gay!
Mike: ...Well, we are gay...
Tom: That's so wrong and nasty. I'm offended. God hates that gay shit, and it's my religious freedom to not put up with your sin.
Mike: ...I'm sorry you feel that way. We're not going to marry in a church. The county is going to marry us.
Tom: Fuck that. That's wrong and I don't agree. Don't forget to send me an invite, faggot. I'm going to be there with my posse to protest that shit. I'm a christian and you can't force that gay shit on me.

by dammitdexter May 3, 2009

Religious Ignorance

dumbasses who think that the only important religion is their own and those who think things only exist if they are in a book that i located in most motels

white american christians

by stan April 12, 2006

Relinquish

By giving up or abandon and/or let go, Have found new hope to be relinquished from other bad's and sins.

Person One: He found relinquish!

Person Two: He is saved now.

by Grim Ben Ben February 17, 2010