Religion is nothing more then spiritualism laced with fear to keep us domesticated like cattle so were easier to maintain
Religion
"You're all going to Hell!" Standard uninformed "religious" person
"Who died and made you god you hypocritical bastard?!" "anyone with a brain untethered by the slop fed to most
"You're all going to Hell!" Standard uninformed "religious" person
"Who died and made you god you hypocritical bastard?!" "anyone with a brain untethered by the slop fed to most
by beamish July 19, 2013
Worse than the government. Religion is an unnecessary organization of people with a unanimous belief on a fictional celestial being living in the sky. It is an organization disguised to conduct moral standard but in reality, it is a money grubbing, mind controlling bastards who can't understand science.
"Religion is bullshit" - George Carlin
Teacher: Class, does anyone knows why God forbid Adam and Eve from eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge?
Students: So, that sin won't spread to the people
Teacher: No! It's because God feared that one day, people might discover that He actually doesn't exist
Teacher: Class, does anyone knows why God forbid Adam and Eve from eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge?
Students: So, that sin won't spread to the people
Teacher: No! It's because God feared that one day, people might discover that He actually doesn't exist
by oldemberg April 29, 2014
One of the most idiotic inventions known to man. The whole reason why religion was created in the first place was to try to explain the unexplainable or the unknown mainly due to what science couldn't explain at the time to make people feel more at ease when faced with the unanswerable. There are lots of people who think if it can't be explained then some higher power, force or being must have had to have done/did it and will take that as fact with hardly any or no evidence at all. The worst thing religion has done to mankind was cause religious wars. Countless of lives has been lost for something that most likely doesn't exist, is fictional and only real based on what the people of the religion say is true because they say it is with hardly any scientific evidence.
Priest: "How was the universe created?"
Scientist: "I don't know because we as humans don't possess the technology yet to come up with a correct answer to explain why and how the universe was created"
Priest: "of course science isn't going to figure out that question. you try to take something that can't be figured out scientifically only by religion and try to scientifically figure it out?"
Scientist: "well if it doesn't adhere to the laws of nature then it can't happen and doesn't exist. So how do you explain how the universe was created if you say science can't answer the question?"
Priest: "God created it."
Scientist: "Prove it!"
Scientist: "I don't know because we as humans don't possess the technology yet to come up with a correct answer to explain why and how the universe was created"
Priest: "of course science isn't going to figure out that question. you try to take something that can't be figured out scientifically only by religion and try to scientifically figure it out?"
Scientist: "well if it doesn't adhere to the laws of nature then it can't happen and doesn't exist. So how do you explain how the universe was created if you say science can't answer the question?"
Priest: "God created it."
Scientist: "Prove it!"
by Djozone September 21, 2010
Called opiate for the masses but how can something that spawns war possibly be considered a Opiate bloody Ironic isnt it
by Wilhelm February 04, 2004
Something people decide to believe in not because they actually believe in it, but because the fear of going to hell.
guy1: I don't believe in god because it can never be prooven, and it's just a ridiculous story.
guy2: you're going to hell, but yeah its a ridiculous story in my opinion too. That is why I have a religion, so i will go to Heaven.
guy2: you're going to hell, but yeah its a ridiculous story in my opinion too. That is why I have a religion, so i will go to Heaven.
by Aus10c March 29, 2011
Religion is that something sadly tears the world apart. If it weren't for religion, world war two wouldn't have happened. There wouldn't such racism (mostly against gays). and many more unforunate events happened because of religion.
by Loves urban dictionary February 20, 2009
Minister: And so God created Adam and Eve.
Boy: What about the dinosaurs?
Minister: God smitten them with the back of his hand because they didn't believe in this religion.
Boy: What about the dinosaurs?
Minister: God smitten them with the back of his hand because they didn't believe in this religion.
by Deeznutzinurmouth February 21, 2010