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Rectum Rampage

When you go craaaaazy and stick your shaft in maaaaany women's behinds.
Chris: heeey so yesterdaaaaay i kind of went off on a bunch a girls asses
Alejandro: so you went on a rectum rampage?!
Chris: Systematically, im a barnyard chimpanzee
Alejandro: no stooooooop! if you ever-if you EVER!!!
Chris: i love nikki!!!
by ms. thompson May 4, 2010
mugGet the Rectum Rampagemug.

rectum ralph

When one suffers from extremely explosive diarrhea
Dani is in the bathroom having a rectum ralph; After I ate those fish tacos from the guy with the weepy eye I had a serious rectum ralph in the hotel lobby, it was embarrassing.
by bs425 March 7, 2015
mugGet the rectum ralphmug.

cerebral rectumitis

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis
by steakfries December 19, 2008
mugGet the cerebral rectumitismug.

rectum ripper

A Specific Tool mainly Used By Tylers Mother. A Gigantic Dildo that will rip you in two.
Damn that bitzch uzin a fuckin Rectum Ripper
by SlasheR September 26, 2003
mugGet the rectum rippermug.

rectum necklace

One who has their neck surrounded by their own rectum. Thus wearing their rectum as a necklace. Synonymous with asshat.
Briann keeps deleting my tags on facebook pics. Who does that rectum necklace think she is?
by 1fooln6billion October 29, 2010
mugGet the rectum necklacemug.

Rectum Engineer

A faggot may be referred to as a Rectum Engineer.
"Dude, that guys a real faggot."

"Yeah, a real Rectum Engineer."
by MetalliChris January 30, 2007
mugGet the Rectum Engineermug.

rectum stretcher

To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.
Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.
by brownsound October 5, 2004
mugGet the rectum stretchermug.

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