Lazard Strategy Question

A delusional email intended to confuse the recipient.

IBanker I: Hey man, I just received another Lazard Strategy Question in my inbox, who do you think keeps sending these things?

IBanker II: Probably some of those analysts at Drexel, they've been doing a lot of jeb recently... Can you please forward it to me and copy my analyst?

by BruceW April 16, 2009

The Cremation Question

If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?

Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco

by Holosexual Patronus November 18, 2018

Destiny-Quest Fellowship

When a group of nerds go on a night out to lose their virginity.

"Tonight, we are men! We are the destiny-quest fellowship!"

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Dragon Quest XI

A video game made by Square Enix. Also the most slept on game of this generation. Smash fans have begun to hate this game because the protagonist of this game (and other Dragon Quest games) got into Smash over some shitty character like Waluigi and also because of Akira Toriyama's artstyle.

Guy: Oh, boy! I just got Dragon Quest XI!

Smash fan: NOOOOO! THEY STOLE *insert character here*'S SMASH SPOT?! BOYCOTT SQUARE ENIX!

Guy: Uh...you okay, there?

by Some guy on UD October 23, 2019

Quest Crew

Hip-Hop dance crew from Los Angeles, CA. founded in 2003. They combine their artistic creativeness to their performances and thats why they won Americas Best Dance Crew Season 3.

Dominic from Quest Crew is SO SEXY, i want him to show me those air flares in the bed!

by Tyronebubbajefferson March 13, 2009

Cookie question

A very interesting math question from Nick Fuentes, it goes like if I take 1 hour to cook a batch of cookies and the cookie monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day how many cookies can i make in 5 years.

The Cookie question definitely got me thinking, i would guess it would be around 400,000.

by Ben_Shapiro_838 April 16, 2021

Period question mark

A woefully cringey grammar error, where the individual whom is typing an question end up putting a period (.) and them a question mark at the end of their sentence.

What has my life come to.?
(period question mark)

by Somebodyyouusedtokno May 7, 2017