explosive queef

When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.

"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"

by captainmarshall1 July 12, 2014

sleepy queef

A vaginal explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness

While my girlfriend was napping on the couch I heard the unmistakable, muffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas... It was the elusive sleepy queef

by Sleepyqueefin1 July 20, 2016

fishy queef

The act of queefing in Prezzo when eating with your family

Crikey! Did you hear and smell that? Clair has done a fishy queef

by Bumfart March 21, 2017

Song queef

When you hardcore blurt out the wrong song lyrics to a song when it comes on

I song queefed that 90s song during our sing a long

by Waredjilliams August 24, 2018

wild queef

When you step on an NYC subway train with a homeless dude who shit himself.

Unfortunate Man: IT smells like wild queef in this bitch

by clubpenguinwaslit December 9, 2018

Blood Queef

It’s self explanatory

I started my period last week, those blood queefs were way cray cray. Not swagalicious at all.

by MF Girls April 20, 2021

agressive rainbow queef

The act of preforming a queef powerful enough to create a physical rainbow cloud from your vagina.

Steve: I won't go unicorn deep in a girl ever again
Tod: Why's that Steve?
Steve: Last time I did, it hurt her so much she had an agressive rainbow queef
Tod: Nasty!

by Rybuscle December 27, 2014