brain queef

what is rejected by the brain after it has been completely and utterly fucked

That physics class gave me a brain queef.

What the hell? That's crazy! I'm going to have a brain queef!

by Uncle Ike May 15, 2009

Reverse Queef

When a women sucks things into their vagina, much like a vaccum.

When I lost my keys, it turns out I accidently reverse queefed them.

by WeinerBarf April 14, 2015

boom queef

A sudden explosion followed by a queef. (Verb)

After the tank fired the missle the lady guard had a boom queef.

by John richeter June 12, 2020

dick queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Beef Queef

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.

She let our a juicy beef queef.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

extreme queef ball

dodging fruit which has been fired from a vagina via queefing

Tom:Hey, do you fancy a game of extreme queef ball?
Maxine:Hell yeah mother fucker, you're going down

by Franksy May 12, 2009

quail call queef

Air expelled from the vagina causes the pissflaps to vibrate and emitting a sound similar to a dying quail.Used by skilled hunters to attract coyotes and bobcats.

Elmer Fudd should've tried a quail call queef to hunt wabbits.

by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011