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Captain Quagmire

The person charged with the duties of Commander In Chief who single handedly inserts military action with an indefinate end into situations of certain prolonged demise, created as a direct result of intentionally failed intelligence, and further as a substitute for actual depth of character, real integrity, courageous valour, and integral honesty, all the while inspiring hatred, bigotry, ineptitude, cronyism, and international terrorism through his own example.
George W.M.D. Bush aka "Captain Quagmire" doesn't remember studying Vietnam in his history classes, nor does he remember living through it, but he doesn't care, he's the President of Florida!

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" -May 2nd 2003
by Sergio Momarsh July 22, 2008
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Qualm

to have an altercation with a certain topic relating to doing something for ones younger sister
"Hey Sam, can you drive me to deans house"
"Dean! Who's this dean?"

"A friend"
"I got no qualms with that"
by Dean1234imdean October 7, 2011
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quagmo

A combination of "queer," "fag" and "homo"
"Dude, I just caught Jeff checking out Matt's ass, what a quagmo."
by Robin Wilson July 6, 2005
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quasar

A quasar (more recently known as a QSO, Quasi-Stellar Object) is a distant star-sized energy source in space that gives off lots of ultraviolet. They are compact and very far away, but they are also very bright.Some of these QSO's gives off large amounts of radiation, including radio waves and X-rays. The word quasar is short for quasi-stellar radio objects. Quasars were first detected by Maartin Schmidt and Allan R. Sandage in 1963 -1964.
"We believe that galaxies and quasars are very intimately connected, that in fact quasars are a phase of galaxy evolution. In our current picture, as every galaxy forms and collapses, it has a brief quasar phase."
by Tori Merton October 31, 2005
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quagmirism

lines used by gigolos to seduce females made famous by family guys character glen quagmire.(i.e i lost my phone number can i have yours. nice pants can i test the zipper.)
that guys quagmirisms got him a kchick in the balls.
by doogie snipes April 23, 2008
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quagmire

1) figurative: A difficult situation with no easy, forseeable resolution.

2) Any such condition that results when a country deemed a Superpower wages limited, conventional warfare against guerillas, in Asia.

3) Any such condition that results when "nation building" by a self-appointed Superpower involves the creation of a Western-style Democratic government from scratch in a Non-Western civilization.
1) "I'm standing in a muddy field in the middle of a Seattle rainstorm. It's a _quagmire_, alright."

2) U.S : Vietnam :: U.S.S.R. : Afghanistan

3) Iraq, circa April, 2004
by Jiggy-Fly May 29, 2004
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Quagmire

The closest you can get to a LUEser on Family Guy.
Quagmire: Hello, 911? Yeah, this is Quagmire. It's stuck in a window this time.
by dj_gs68 November 28, 2003
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