by jkd_dude January 13, 2009
Get the Quasiloid mug.When a male has half an erection, or a quasiboner. The -er was dropped and an -o was attatched to play on the name of Quasimodo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
A quasibono is very frustrating as it can be perceived as a number of things.
A quasibono is very frustrating as it can be perceived as a number of things.
by thestone January 11, 2009
Get the Quasibono mug.A face that breaks out in ugly, akin to the Hunchback of Notre Dame. It can be temporary or permanent. Typically results in social paralysis.
I can't go out tonight because I am Quasiface.
I thought my blind date would be hot, but when he showed up he was a total Quasiface.
I thought my blind date would be hot, but when he showed up he was a total Quasiface.
by thatgirlhiding June 26, 2009
Get the Quasiface mug.Person: Hey dude. I just bought you some dog food for your dog.
Other Person: What the hell!? You know don't have a dog. Why would you buy me this?!
Person: Just thought you would like it.
Other Person(mutters): Damn quashmonkey.
Other Person: What the hell!? You know don't have a dog. Why would you buy me this?!
Person: Just thought you would like it.
Other Person(mutters): Damn quashmonkey.
by wontonhouseofbro August 16, 2010
Get the quashmonkey mug.People (mostly women of the "hot" variety) who have a percentage of Hispanic blood no lower than 25% and no higher than 75%.
by Sehk May 5, 2011
Get the quasispanic mug.1. A term denoting a belief or system of beliefs having at least partial reference to, or derivation from the Bible. Often not substantiated by any widely accepted Judeo-Christian doctrine(s).
2. Inferences made from Biblical text not directly referenced or clearly established therein.
3. The system of beliefs held by the Jehovah witness currently standing at you're front door. Open the door and tell him he is a Quasi-Biblical piece of poop shit and that, no, you do not want a Jesus cookie.
2. Inferences made from Biblical text not directly referenced or clearly established therein.
3. The system of beliefs held by the Jehovah witness currently standing at you're front door. Open the door and tell him he is a Quasi-Biblical piece of poop shit and that, no, you do not want a Jesus cookie.
Tom, you're beliefs are Quasi-Biblical. God did not create the Human Centipede on the 6th day of creation.
by HesDeadJim May 26, 2011
Get the Quasi-Biblical mug.Noun or Verb: Inspired by Quasimodo. An obstacle or “hunchback” (if you will) that unexpectedly screws up your routine. Almost as if your day was going to be straight, i.e. your predetermined plan or a normal person’s spine, until some happiness offender throws metaphoric garbage in your path. Quasimodo had to get over looking like Streganonna, performing manual labor (probably without disability compensation), and living in the hot gypsy friend-zone. If no one threw him a quasi-hump he would have AT LEAST been an option on “Which Disney Prince Would You Marry”, and worst case scenario tied with the Beast. Aka the equivalent of a 400-pound creature with excessive body hair.
1. I was killing it on the dance floor until the DJ quasi-humped my night by turning on Nickelback.
2. Took a bite of a “chocolate chip” cookie.. Oatmeal raisin. Total quasi-hump.
2. Took a bite of a “chocolate chip” cookie.. Oatmeal raisin. Total quasi-hump.
by ModoMere December 2, 2015
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