Pralking

Profile stalking on social networking sites, especially when done to an ex's page.

Tim: Man, don't tell me you're pralking your ex-girlfriend's facebook again.

Joseph: No, I am pralking my ex-boyfriend's page.

Tim: Right, bi. Sorry I forgot

Joseph: Tis cool, homes!

by JizzLiquorJamLemon July 8, 2010

parallelogramming

Is when you are doing a really great job at parallel parking.

"Wow you are really parallelogramming this parking spot."

by Kait4Cakes March 12, 2013

paralogical

With the prefix para which appears in words from Greek, most often attached to verbs and verbal derivatives, with the meanings “at or to one side of, beside, side by side” and the suffix logic or logical, paralogic/paralogical means that no matter what the situation or debate; what one says in paralogic makes sense.

paralogical statement:
"The colour red equals moon."

response of debater:
"That makes no fucking sense, you're a bloody idiot!"

paralogical response:
"paralogically it is true and makes perfect sense! You're a paralogical ignoramus!"

by wolftone1916 March 14, 2014

parallel dating

Dating more than one person at a time. Opposite of 'Serial dating'.

From the definition of "parallel", meaning more than one thing happening at the same time, and "serial" meaning one thing happening at a time.

I only date one person at a time, I'm not into parallel dating, I'm a serial dater.

by EnglishConsultant November 5, 2015

paralyzationalism

a rare condition that forces the victim to stop moving completely, except for limited movement on the Y axis.
this heinous disease’s effects include commitment issues, commitment, paralysis, rotation on the Y axis, and death.
Those who are unfortunately killed by this disease are honored by a memorial that consists of a wooden boat and an oak sign that states the affected’s name and cause of death.

ranboo: “OH MY GOD I’VE PARALYZATIONALIZED SAM WHAT HAVE I DONE *crying, more crying* WE HAVE TO MAKE A MEMORIAL FOR HIS PARALYZATIONALISM
chat: AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH

by dodean March 3, 2021

Parallel Fifths

A huge no-no in music theory.

Me: I decided to write a four-part harmony and I put a whole bunch of parallel fifths because why not!!!!!!!!!
Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 431460316437164738201648316478301643701432143214321432143214321432143124 GOOGOLPLEX ETERNITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist April 29, 2021

parallel of the condundrum

Something to compare something else, as well as emphasising a point

You must circle in black and white, as this GCSE revision is the parallel of the condundrum in your life! - said the teacher

by GeorgeFromTFM March 7, 2023