blame puberty

phrase for blaming things like webkinzcomet on, meaning the hormones were making you think "that way" ;)

some people may also want to thank puberty for it, depending on how they feel

It's not my fault, frickin blame puberty!!
No it's ok, we should thank it ;)

by Vicious_Vuhjaina January 30, 2016

Chunky Puerto Rican

a thicc dude with a big booty that is half puerto rican he is really nice but can be mean one whenever he dosent wanna talk to you!!!

chunky puerto rican means thicc dude

by Chunky Puerto Rican February 12, 2019

puker

A radio announcer (typically of the "Boss Jock" school) who attempts to add excitement to his delivery by talking from the back of the throat, a common affectation in 1960's and later "Top 40" formats.

The afternoon drive guy on 108.1 is the worst puker in the market.

by Eric Weaver November 5, 2006

puerto rican concentration camp

When a Puerto Rican man ejaculates such an exorbitant amount of semen into an object, leading to the murder of millions of would-be Puerto Rican children in one place.

This dude Hernan has dumped so many loads in his mattress it's like a Puerto Rican concentration camp.

by pp9k December 17, 2017

gay puberty

The time after a late-bloomer has finally come out (after they have already gone through biological puberty) and is hyped up, excited and emotional about being gay, since they finally get to pursue who they now realize they really want to, and so act hormonal, like they are in puberty again.

Sheen: "Sam you are getting on my nerves with all your guy stuff and troubles"
Sam: "Hey, don't hate, I'm just going through gay puberty"

Mary: "I really fancy Jill, but she acts like such a teenager most of the time... What's up with that?"
Jane: "Well.. She's only recently come out, she's still going through gay puberty"

by ruggerlad August 29, 2011

puertorican girls

The girls that no matter how hard you try will always steal your man right when they walk into the room.

"Dude I was at a party yesterday and this chick walks in through the door in slow motion. Fuck was she hot, obviously she was a puertorican girl!"

"I love me some puertorican girls."

by chittychittybang April 12, 2015

Puerto Rican Diet Plan

Posting pictures of your anus on an online dating site. Named after Puerto Rican Territorial Senator Roberto Arango, a virulent homophobe, was caught posting pictures of his anus on a gay dating site grindr. Senator Arango later claimed was documenting his weight loss regimen.

I found out my boss was on the Puerto Rican Diet Plan when I saw him on grindr yesterday.

by ryanayr August 31, 2011