Painbreaded a Puffin

When feeding a Puffin a bread stick, the animal will experience extreme discomfort, leading to choking and eventually death.

Hunter 1: Oh man, did you see that, I painbreaded that puffin, I'm gonna get fired this time for sure!

Hunter 2: Don't worry dude, I painbreaded a puffin this morning.

by Jonnumber1234 June 22, 2009

Poffing a jiffer

to blaze a jay
to spark a joint
to light a spliff
to incinerate a fatty

You got a jiffer! Well poff that bitch then!

by aargh March 29, 2003

cunt puffin

1. A lesbian with a large stripey beak, with habit of diving for fish, a large breast but a strange waddle.

2. Someone male or female who has a habit of smoking snatch, hence puffin the cunt.

"Oh my god Chenade look at the Cunt puffin on that"

by Baron von penisham March 19, 2009

puffin the pooper

when a dude licks another dudes anus hole.....repetivley

Harry been acting wierd lately, what do you think is wrong?
Oh he's probably just been puffin the pooper.

by Adam May 18, 2006

Puffin

A cigarillo that is smaller than usual and puffed quickly with a friend or associate.

Tim and I were smoking on a delightful puffin during our break at work.

by TDOG314 July 19, 2010

puffin da erb

a very common sayin amongst young irish people from dublin

a source claims the irish people heard it in a movie called blow when a dj is scratchin puffin da erb over and over.

Jack:yo dave u puffin da erb?
Dave: you no it motherfucker

by johnny bum cheeks November 21, 2010

Mr.Puffington

the cutest bunny on Cape cod.

Omg!!! that bunny is sooooo cute, he must be a Mr.Puffington

by lolhahajk September 22, 2017