PSP stands for 'penis sucking problem'. Many people dont know but its a function that comes with the old playstation portable. Sony tried to hide this fact from the world but after a few years, the masses found out and sony was forced to abandon it and come out with the playstation 1, without any sucking problems...well that is if your good at games
Girl 1: hey do u see that cute guy?
Girl 2: yeah omg......WAIT...........hes got psp!
Girl1: EW lets run while we can