Propester

A campaigner against pest control. Those who defy conservation science and would sooner see forests overrun by invasive species than look at the hard data. Often prone to violent outbursts and domestic terrorism, they have been known to hijack helicopters, throw their extracted tumors at innocent workers, plant fake bombs, ad nauseum.

Ranger Steve: Hey Carl, don't forget to check your wheelnuts before you go home today.
Ranger Carl: Whys that mate?
Ranger Steve: The propesters are at it again, if it's not enough we have to dodge flying tumors, now they've started sabotaging our vehicles! Thanks to them, my wheel came flying off and hit a baby in the face.
Ranger Carl: That's deeply disappointing.

by Sass The Normies November 18, 2017

Hug Propor

A hug in which all proportions are exactly perfect.

We have magnificent Hug Propor ...

by yayech August 30, 2010

thesaurus props

noun. blue-collar worker (male) who searches thesaurus.com for more enhanced vocabulary to use in text messages / e-mails to impress a female whom he is courting, but uses incorrect syntax during such messages, so as to confound said recipient, forcing her to be even more confused than she already is by his misappropriated behavior.

EMAIL FROM THESAURUS PROPS: "Yes, the roommate situation was dilatory in effort and not completely severing by any means allowing it to surface over and again... But not mandating me to hide anything."

by stella lester / lita carlson December 12, 2010

the Gru Body Proportion

When a person's torso and head are significantly larger and non-proportional to their arms and legs, so that the person being observed looks quite like the movie character Gru from Despicable Me.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see that wierd bitch at lunch today? Her body was so un-proportional!
Guy 2: Yeah, she looked like a prime example of the Gru Body Proportion.

by UnderOber June 14, 2017

props

urban slang for respect

(could i say that being more white? I think not)

hey man that was a nice shot, I give u props man

by ashdfklsdf November 24, 2004

proboscis

slang term for a very long penis

I front-loaded her pussy while we were standing up, facing each other, utilizing my proboscis!

by Chimpeachment August 30, 2010

e-props

Similar to props, e-props are given when a more than needed comment is made.

screenname1: if only you would look for the answers yourself, then we wouldnt have to see 20 posts everyday about the same problem!

screenname2: so true ::e-props::

by robot_brain May 2, 2005