A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.
My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
by Deadrune April 06, 2017
by The Prophet Naziyr September 17, 2021
by onelovenation76 May 10, 2024
A guy who traded two black slaves for one arab slave because he thought arabs where the superior chosen people (sahih muslim 1602). Also a guy that was possessed by demons (bukhari:3175). There is no discrimination amongst prophet muhammad when it comes to touching little children! He loves little boys and girls equally! (Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 1183) (Bukhari 5134)
Quraysh tribe member: There goes that Prophet Muhammad again touching little children and prescribing camel piss as medicine. (Bukhari 5686)
Quraysh tribe member: This guy is so weird we should do something about it.
Quraysh tribe member: Agreed!
Quraysh tribe member: This guy is so weird we should do something about it.
Quraysh tribe member: Agreed!
by CoomKing April 28, 2024
Prophet Muhammad(may piss be upon him) is a 7th century homosexual suffering from retardation. He used to go from town to town to take the innocence of the local children. At one point in his life Muhammad created the annual celebration of Keti Koti. On the last day of his life he was seen molesting an infant after which he was clubbed to death with a rock.
by maurofiel May 30, 2025
by the anonymous legend November 22, 2017