pokey pummel

To punch someone in the ass or ass-cheeks until they defecate.

I angered my girlfriend so she punished me by giving me a pokey pummel.

by PizzaBagel December 14, 2008

pokey bumwanker

when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but

dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt!

eww you pokey bumwanker

by yeah daddy October 23, 2008

pokey reese

backup short stop and starting 2b for the redsox. he is argualbly the best shortstop in the majors.

did u see how high that ball was, before pokey reese got it!?

by nick July 24, 2004

Pokey Bum Blowjob

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.

I gave that guy a pokey bum blowjob last night, he was loving it...!

by No Gag Reflex September 17, 2010

soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

pokey joe

Bending over and pulling down your pants when you have the tip of a poo sticking out of your butthole.

Steve was bent over while tying his shoe, so Mark stood in front of him and showed Steve his pokey joe.

by utopiajoe November 12, 2007

pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 21, 2007