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sex provider

A person who you describe primarily as a provider of sex. Everything else about your relationship with them is secondary to the sex they give you. Of course deep down you know it's about more than sex.
I saw a great movie with my sex provider last night.
by lost_spring October 18, 2008
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Eye of Providence

The eyeball thingy at the back of the dollar bill.
The Eye of Providence is proof of the Illuminati, and Elvis is alive and orbiting Mars in a pickle barrel!
by Laser Potato June 15, 2005
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internet service provider

An internet service provider is a company that supplies its customers access to the internet.

See ISP
Common Internet Service Proviers: Earthlink, Verizon, Comcast, AOL, MSN, Adelphia, Bell Atlantic (now Verizon, unfortunately), Cox, Road Runner, NetZero, Joi, Juno, People PC, etc.
by Home slice September 8, 2005
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provincials

1. A test that only needed to be taken by 12th graders in the past. Now the school board has forced students in grade 10 and up to take them.

2. Pointless
What a bunch of shit, this thing has been pimped and hyped all year but it doesn't count for squat!
by Wheeeeeee... June 8, 2004
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Provincetown Root Canal

A sexual act when one homosexual man requests that his homosexual partner remove his dentures for oral sex, and then taking his dentures and sticking them up his own ass while receiving oral sex. The procedure is complete when the dentures are removed from the ass and put back into the mouth.
Dougie grinned with ecstasy as Jimmy pleasured him. Little did Jimmy know he was about to receive the Provincetown Root Canal.
by Shifty Business January 4, 2011
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provigilante

n. 1. (literally) A person who takes the drug provigil in order to stay up all night fighting crime and meting out justice. 2. (slang) Someone who takes the drug Provigil to stay up all night partying.

Adv. Used with the verb to go, as in: "go provigilante"
(literal) I popped a modafinil last night so I could finally catch that serial mailbox vandal in our neighborhood and go all provigilante on his ass.

(slang) Dude, Saturday night I went provigilante and downed 12 shots at Ricky's.
by thyrezine October 1, 2009
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provisioning

1. An umbrella term used in many Telecom companies that covers the process of adding a new service or expanding an existing service.

2. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.
Example 1

You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?"
Internet Service Provider: "Oh, it appears there was an error in the provisioning process and that circuit was dropped to Alabama instead of New York.
You: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

Example 2

Customer: "When is our internets and servers and things going to be up and running?
Sales douche: "Well sir, our engineers are almost done provisioning these items for you. Isn't that right, engineer?"
Engineer: "FML... Yes, I will be 'provisioning' your entire IT infrastructure by the end of the week, like our sales guy promised on my behalf."
Customer: "That word sounded fancy and not too technical! I feel better now."
by d3athp3nguin July 11, 2011
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