sexual predator crab

crab who poses as human on internet chatrooms/instant messenger programs in an attempt to solicit sexual interaction with teens. often seen sporting a fez and curly moustache.

"that is a sexual predator crab"

by johnnie angel March 21, 2005

penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

by Adam Mills May 8, 2003

pied

When you try to make your presence known to someone by waving or nodding, the the recipient either ignores or does not realise. You have just been pied. This is the perfect time for a friend to suggest that you wipe your face, because it's covered in pie.

Two people passing one another,

"hey man how's it..." as the other person didn't realise and looked the other way; he has accidentally pied his friend/colleague.

by BEARMANTOOTH December 16, 2010

anal predator

a gay male who constantly harrasses straight men for the sole purpose of fulfilling his lust of having a tight anus around his throbbing predatious cock.

"Man that guy is such an anal predator"
"I know he will help you understand every meaning of the word 'pain.'"

by Mike Bravo December 26, 2006

Piedmont Hills High School

Piedmont Hills High School is located in San Jose, Ca on Piedmont Road. Home of the Pirates. School colors are maroon and black. Our enemy school is independence high. It is hard to get into the school. High test scores and high drama.
The whole school is DRAMA.

The groups include: frshmen- most of them stick in the freshmen area, they are super annoying. Football- they hang out in packs and after their seasons over they are losers. Nerds- usual stick to the back of the school. Philipinos- hang out together in the sophmore area. Skaters/ druggies- ususally mob around in groups or at the tables. The perfect people- in the back of the lockers. Juniors- in the junior hallway seniors- senior hallway. Soccer players- freshmen area. Badass/"popular" hip hopish people: by the lunch line.

Mezdez and Branco are the most irrateding people you will have at this school cause they will get you for anything and they drive in stupid little golf carts.

This school is full of secrets, drama, and bullshit.

P.H.H.S.

Student: Piedmont hills high school sucks.
Other student: I know I want to get the hell outta here

by TrEEz... August 4, 2008

Predicament

When you're in a tight muddle. Predicaments are broken into classes. Ways to solve predicaments: a) Grab mom, propel fist forward into facial region, retract said fist, propel again with super saiyan force, and repeat until solved. b) Grab cookie dough out of freezer and consume massive amounts until solved. c) Play zelda OOT 34 times until solved (game can be beaten through mind) d) Enter hyperbolic time chamber and train for a year in one days time in the real world. Proceed until solved. e) one is arrested and fired for harassing somebody over the internet. proceed until solved
Predicaments emerge whilst: Game Boy is filched by motherly figure, one may be under small amounts of stress and is hungry, one finds ones self unable to beat a video game, cookie dough has become a scarcity.

"Whehey It's a legendary Droiving stoyle!"
"This sure is a predicament scoob!"
"Mommy NO!! My game boy!!" *punches in face
"I didn't do it!"
"This predicament could be a bad one!"

by Ralph's Splonch January 12, 2010

meat pied

after your throat gets slit and you are dumped into the basement into Mrs. Lovett's bakery, she shoves you into the oven and prepares you into a meat pie.

Sweeney Todd's victims are always meat pied. Well, almost always.

by Happy Pie March 14, 2008