Perverted

It has two definitions.

1. Having a polluted mind from taking that strange, corrupted person's advice to watch porn.

2. Being unusually dirty, more than anyone else in the room; the person that gives advice to those pure angels to watch porn.

A: Hey dude look my dog he just took a bath doesn't he smell better?
B: He's wet.
A: Yeah of course he's wet he just took-
A: Oh.

B: If you know what I mean HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEEEEE
A: Jesus Christ your perverted bruh
B: hehehehehehehhhehheeheheeeeee

by TwinkleBean May 18, 2018

PreVenge

The act of playing a prank on someone before they play a prank on you as a type of preventative revenge.

I pissed in that kids cheerios today I guess he won't be messing with me for a while after that prevenge!

by jpmac21 July 31, 2010

prevenge

to avenge somebody before the action occurs. also known as preemptive action. An action the make revenge meaningless.

I would have been killed by those drunken idiots, but Tom intervened and prevenged me. If only I could have prevenged him from the battery charges that followed.

by Man Tis August 18, 2010

prevenge

Prediction of revenge that may become necessary in the future.

I just kinda gort this feeling of prevenge about this guy - I knew that he would do something that would piss me off badlty.

by Shapeless October 1, 2014

sickness presenteeism

a tendency of going to the office to work despite being ill, ignoring the disease and treatment.

Sickness presenteeism is not good for your health.

by uttam maharjan May 14, 2010

Perverted Monks

That guy who stands way too close to you in Church.

dude1: "ow, something hard poked me..."
dude2: "Holy shit! It was that group of Perverted Monks"

by lolpiggy September 13, 2011

Suicide prevention month

Suicide prevention month is on September, many people say its “no simp September” as a joke. When this month really isn’t. It’s disgusting to see people joke about this month, people need to get a new sense of humor.

“It’s suicide prevention month, not no simp September!”

by Jschlattsjuicyass September 4, 2021