Pear pressure

Being stoned to death, but instead of using rocks you use pears.

Bobo: Did you hear about how the mob plans to kill the president?

Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.

Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.

by Elpresedante January 19, 2018

pressure bottom

verb. To persuade a pickup or trick,
non-verbally to be the top, although he'd obviously prefer to be the bottom himself.
From NYC.

"He's an expert at pressure bottoming."

by Serramanila September 9, 2005

turgor pressure

internal pressure of a cell due to water held there by osmotic pressure

A plant cell has its normal shape and turgor pressure in isotonic solution

by james December 13, 2003

Poon Pressure

Exactly like peer pressure, except when a girl specifically makes you do something you don't want to do.

"Omg, my girlfriend poon pressured my into buying her those news shoes."

by dudeboyman February 26, 2010

pressure cooking

Laying under an electric blanket in the winter and allowing the heat to cook up a major fart to reach its maximum odor. Similar to a dutch oven. Once this odor has been brewing, lift the blanket to release your concocted stench.

"Heidi, what are you doing under your blanket?"
"Pressure cooking, Daniel" (lift up blanket)
"Oh shit!" (daniel then passes out)

by Uncle Jesse, Rebecca Donaldson, and Daniel Tanner November 7, 2006

pressure boner

a boner in which is forced upon by extreme attraction

dude, i didnt want to do anything with her but she was so hot that i got a pressure boner

by Jakoberr August 13, 2011

pressure washer

When you take a fatty shit on a girl's chest and then piss on it to clean it off.

Dude, she's a freak, I bet I could even get away with pulling off the pressure washer

by bigsexydlinn May 28, 2010