Farts and Prayers

Giving a non-denominational fart and prayer in tribute to a fallen subjects memory. A far more tangible take on the often and overall useless but nevertheless used 'thoughts and prayers.'

Goofus: Dawwwg! Remember that bitch Bernice from high school who's dog died in 9-11? I ran into the bitch at my daughters school bake sale and I was all of a sudden so overcome with muthafuckin' emotion from her struggle to overcome that loss that my bowels overtook my heart and I farted in front of her and then dropped to one knee and said a hail mary in remembrance to fido. Just one because dogs are not equal to people but enough to not let his loss not be in vain. I think its from all that Amy Grant i've been listening to lately B. Anyways, Farts and Prayers.

Gallant: You are such an insensitive and insufferable prick!

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 17, 2020

serenity prayer

Dear God, please grant me the Serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the Courage to change the things I can, and the Wisdom to know the difference.

Sometimes when no one else is listening, I recite the serenity prayer to myself and remember that God is always listening.

by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 17, 2018

Shepherds prayer

And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

The famous prayer that the brothers in the boondock saints say before killing an important mob boss.

Man, the shepherds prayer was so cool when they killed that one guy...i wish i knew it...

by BAMFzfs September 11, 2009

pimps prayer

The prayer you say when your ho is acting out.

Pimps Prayer: Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Oh Lord, so that she may learn a hoes place. Amen.

by luvharrypotter15 August 14, 2011

Prayin on my downfall

Someone who is constantly trying to bring about your demise, or trying to shit on you

Damn this nigga stay prayin on my downfall smhh.

by akthagoat October 15, 2020

Praycist

Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different religion. Racism, but religion as a substitute for race.

Person 1:"Islam is incompatible with American values and therefore Muslims should not be allowed to immigrate to America.
Reasonable Friend: "That's borderline racist given most Muslims are not white."
Person 1: "How can it be racist if Islam isn't a race?"
Reasonable friend: "Fair point; I guess you're just a praycist."
Person 1: "If you say 'praycist' then people are going to think you're saying I'm racist."
Reasonable friend: "How can it be racist if it's a different word?"

by nemodat1 June 7, 2018

Prayag

Prayag means GOAT, Greatest Of all time.
The bestest guy, He is the most amazing human being. He will love you, care for you, stand for you, respect you. But ladies don't you dare to play with his heart, he will shatter you in pieces. He can hate as much as can love you. He is loyal towards his bonds. Prayag is normally a very sporty guy, good in studies too. He is witty & entertaining. You can never get bored with him.

If you are missing something in your life, it gotta be prayag! The GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

by University Of Cambridge Scienc May 31, 2020