purple ninja panda

Kickass and bestest ninja ever cuz of the panda suit he holds the highest honor of all ninja's

In that ninja movie the one with blue hair was totally the purple ninja panda

by bobtheghost21 August 22, 2009

Panda

Possibly the greatest animal that God put on this earth. Usually very cute and cuddly, they generally spend their lives eating bamboo and sitting on their haunches. Their population is very low due in part to the fact that they are too lazy to have sex.

And the Lord came unto the Earth and made the Panda to his likeness. And HE spake, saying, "Thou shalt be of a cheery disposition and be loved by all." And the Lord smiled upon the Panda and gave it a branch of bamboo. (Panda 13:22)

And the Lord came unto the cheery Panda and spake, saying, "Although thou art a peaceful critter, thou shalt defend yourself furiously when attacked and rippe the limbs from thine enemies and make them wish they had never been born..." (Panda 15:10)

by Ingy December 31, 2007

panda bear

Panda Bear is the moniker of Noah Lennox, a founding member of Animal Collective. He creates amazing sound. He came out with this album called person pitch which is motherehfin *eargasmic*

I saw him perform live and fainted like 5 times although that could have been because of all the drugs.

Dude #1: Omg it seems like everything Panda Bear produces is pure and utter titty milk for the brain

Dude #2: Naw man, Avey Tare > Noah Lennox!

Dude #3: *Punches Dude #2 in jaw* Geologist rocks, dirtbag!

Dude #1: LOL @ "Geologist rocks" I mean he's really good its just that it sounds funny

by iConoclastic July 11, 2009

Happy Panda

A happy panda is someone who is just in a good mood.It describes a happy person.

person1:How are you?
person2:Im a Happy Panda im going out with Zack now

by i<3youz December 25, 2010

Panda Status

Panda Status is the partaking in heavy drinking, on a consistent basis, for a whole day(more than 12 hours), beginning before noon and ending at least after midnight.

must have a buzz (minimum) throughout the day.

called panda status because you can be fine (white) then black out drunk (black) and go back again and never even know it.

black...white...PANDA

Hey whats up, did I see you last night during Siena Fest? I don't remember, I was Panda Status.

by MrMayo April 26, 2009

pandamic

A natural or artificial disaster caused by pandas.

Oh John, king of the pandas, caused that pandamic.

by Thetruedictionary December 15, 2014

Panda Crotch

n. A severe tan line in the nether region resulting from tanning with a bikini or undergarment. The contrast of dark skin to the lighter crotch area is comparable to the black and white areas of a panda.

n./ adj. name for someone who is black on the outside but white between the legs

"Don't tan with undeez ohr u might getta panda crotch"

"Stop being such a panda crotch"

by laVidaloca March 8, 2009