potatosexual 

People who are strongly against other sexualities and resort to a passionate love with Potatos.

Hey honey, wanna come to my house?

Hell no Imma go fuck some potatos, bitch. I'm potatosexual.

potatosexual by Fishyboss November 22, 2011

potato directioner 

a directioner who finds the old jokes from the video diaries the funniest thing ever.

potato directioner: “I eat carrots😂😂 POTATOOO🥔🥕🐦🐦🐦🐦”
normal person: “wtf”

potato directioner by sakasirat July 9, 2021

Potate 

The act of embracing your inner potato-like qualities and simply just chillin' out.

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.

Potate by highspeedpotato May 31, 2016

potato.liam

Liam silk’s wife and like the best person ever

potato.liam is a queen 🥵

potato.liam by potato.liam June 11, 2021

a carrot in god's potato field 

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent

dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

a carrot in god's potato field by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2013

bed potato 

A person who is so lazy that they never make it to the couch to be a couch potato, instead remaining in bed all day and only getting up for food, drink, and bathroom usage.

My roommate thinks I am a bed potato but I'm really just making the most of my day off.

bed potato by BedfordshireResident March 16, 2009

potato aim 

Poor, lousy aim, specifically in a shooter style video game.

T's potato aim caused him to waste all of his bullets on the charging bear, resulting in his death.

potato aim by Undeft February 26, 2015