Poster Nutbag

A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.

Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It's about your cat, Poster
Jimmy- Poster Nutbag ??
Dad- Yes
Jimmy- What is it Dad?

Dad- ...Your cat DIIIIIIEEEEEEEDD !!!

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

posterior extraction

Method used to come up with data, or reasoning to make a descision. Formerly known as pulling it out of your ass.

Little Johnny: "I think President Bush is the most beloved president since Hoover."

Big Johnny: "How did you come up with that idea?"

LJ: "I used the posterior extraction method."

by frnkly April 28, 2008

Postill

A noble surname, originating from medieval Europe. Considered royalty in sections of Europe in modern times, however, many descendants have migrated across the world to live ‘ordinary’ lives in which they keep their status a secret.

"I could never go out with a Postill, I'm not worthy enough"

by SueDoe October 23, 2009

Posterior Analysis

To look surreptitiously and luridly at the hindquarters of a member of the appropriate sex from a distance, especially as practiced by statisticians, mathematicians, etc.

When they brought those due diligence chicks in for our 1 o'clock feeding, I was caught doing a posterior analysis on the asian one with the houndstooth skirt. Man I was embarassed.

by shabbychef September 9, 2009

Beach Posting

The act of writing your e-mail address (or mobile phone number) on sandy beaches, in the hope of attracting an interesting response. Short descriptions of age and gender (i.e. M30) often accompany such postings. Often, the practice is abused by providing the contact details of an unwitting 3rd party.

Oh my Gosh! I was beach posting Tammy's email addy last week and now she's got a cyber stalker.

by The Jade Merchant April 20, 2006

Bed-posting

The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.

That girl was so hot, I had to go home and start bed-posting to her image.

by Sean of old July 31, 2010

Pasinetti Posting

Shitposting centered around 5717 Pasinetti St Fife Washington and all the delicious domino's pizza sent to it.

I can't stop pasinetti posting after ordering some pizza.

by nigoyhater April 4, 2023