pole position

first car to arrive to a red light (sarcastic)

Driver exclaimed, "F@!#, pole position again!", as he caught the fifth red light in a row.

by James_Hunt February 14, 2008

Obama Position

The sexual position where two or more people get into a bed and spend 15 to 45 minuets each talking about how the sex is going to be and of all the sexual positions in which they will do that night. Afterwards, neither of them do any of those previously promised things and just go to bed.

We wanted to do safe sex after the prom, so my girlfriend and I decided to do the Obama Position. Needless to say, neither of us were satisfied that night.
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by SolarKneecaps June 6, 2011

Masonry Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.

The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonry position--she laid like a fucking brick.

by Dweebston February 24, 2011

Posie

Posie is a beautiful, rare, an unique name.

Kaitlyn I wrote this definition of the word Posie

by Tsl_17 January 5, 2019

Party Escort Submission Position

The tactic of tricking someone into disarming themselves through promising them a (usually non-existant) reward.

Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).

Place the device on the ground then lie on the ground with your arms at your sides. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss your party.

by CJ224 July 29, 2010

68 position

A sexual position the female lays with her back on the males stomach with her legs open, the male can then eat pussy also leaves his hands free to play with her breasts so called a 68 as it is not quite a 69.

I would love to 68 position her & eat her & pussy all night long .

by Wacker19 January 28, 2018

missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.

She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.

by Jake March 23, 2004