pornhub time with my school (hot)

All of the school gathers around the TV to watch hardcore bdsm porn since my school loves it.

Hey! Can't wait to have pornhub time with my school!!! pornhub time with my school (hot)

by coolkid4543 March 12, 2019

Attention Span Of An Anti-Sex Addict On Pornhub

A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.

Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.

by ChezmonoIsHere February 1, 2020

Pornhub

Where niggas go to cure their depression

Jason: MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH MEEEE

Jonathon: Bro’s over hoes

Jonathon: just use the hub

Jason: what’s the hub??

Jonathon: you don’t know pornhub

Jason: no

Jonathon: it’s where there is videos of sex

Jason: I don’t wanna watch people have it I wanna have it

Jonathon: you can use it to jack off

Jason: BETTTTT

by Baby Germany May 4, 2020

pornhub

something that 18+ must watch

stop looking up pornhub not for u

by iamkingbeedaddy November 3, 2022

Pornhub

Dumb website horny kids go on to watch horny people do horny things.
Very overrated

Person A : Are you watching pornhub?
Person B : I- No-
Person A : Without me?
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Me : Get tf out of my room before I rip your dick off and stuff your balls inside your assholes.

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 19, 2022

PornHub

A website with content of sexual activity for enjoyment

Guy 1:Man this party’s fucking boring
Guy 2: Yeah fuck this I’m going on PornHub

by LT.Flames May 26, 2019

Pornhub

A website where you gain useful knowledge about life and human body and make new friends all around the world, def better than Youtube and Google Scholar.

If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.

A: I've just finished reading Charles Darvin's Theory of Evolution, it was just beautiful!
B: That's just too basic, check this out.
A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
B: The truth of all things.

by Follower of Kun March 13, 2023