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1, Best definition. A website that has a way friendlier comment section than Youtube does
*Me asking for help on homework*
Youtube
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
Fortfag01: "Figure it out you fucking retard."
Me: "Fuck this site, I'm going to Pornhub where I can get some real help."
Pornhub
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
felchgod69: "Oh yeah the answer is just x=4"
Me: "Thanks!"
2. A childrens gaming site
3. The reason for the clear history button and ctrl shift backspace on chrome.
4. Karen filter
5. What your school blocked.
6. a visual of urban dicktonary (yes, dicktonary)
7. Banned yt videos.
use a proxy lol beachball.live
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