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Slap my ass and call me porky

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer
by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022
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Porky foreskin

After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus
Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life
by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021
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Porky dreams

Its a type of dreams which you have when you crave pork its rare but still i have it when i watch nikocado avocado not when he eats but when i see him and liverpool i hate you
Sigma = I had porky dreams last night
Beta =oh yoh must have craved pork then !
Sigma =who?
Beta =what who ?
Sigma =who asked?

Beta =you asked

Sigma = i never asked you i told you

SIGMA MALE MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY ”
by “NOT SO SMART ONION ” July 23, 2022
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porky

when you’re sitting on the toilet and the shit feels so good coming out of your ass that you cum without having to ejaculate
“hey mike yesterday i had a gnarley porky on the throne yesterday, felt so fucking amazing
by assholeeater069 January 28, 2022
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