Porky Slorp

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.

She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.

by igrgrgslnj January 7, 2023

Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020

Porky

Porky is a piggy god used in another world. Scientist have discovered how to listen to other planets.

Porky, our ruler we worship you like the ultimate god in the galaxy.

by anonymous December 12, 2021

Porky Ruffle

An alternative term for sexual intercourse. Particularly of the wild variety.

“I gave her a right porky ruffle”

by DeltaTangoFoxtrot June 4, 2020