PopTart

Another word for bae,

Soon to be bae,
Or a pet name for a cute boy you have a crush on you use with your best friend so no one knows who he is

PopTart texted me last night, he called me bae!

by Ohana_Ashley December 2, 2014

poptart

used to describe those who are under the influence of extreme ditzyness and/or insane insucurities that cause them to act exactly like everyone els in the poptart population!! Often found gossiping about everyone(even their own kind)flirting or playing hard to get with every male that has a pulse, or making fun of random individuals just because they're different. Poptarts are usualy described as bitches or glowing angels.
WARNING: if one of the poptarts ever askes you to join they're 'group' be prepared to be sucked in, become beutiful but also a backstaping bitch, and drop about 50 pionts off your IQ.

Billy: Fuck, did you hear those poptarts yesterday gossiping about Amanda?

Gerry: Yah, i mean that sweater she was wearing was better looking than theirs so they just had to make fun of her, pretty pathetic eh?

by t-la August 25, 2008

Lewisburg poptart

A piece of shit formed into a rectangle and Ejaculated on.

Nadine likes big chocolate Lewisburg poptarts? Damn thats some sick shit!

by Matt2008 April 8, 2008

poptartarific

extremly awsome person that loves poptarts

she is poptartarific

by cheko malaka December 29, 2010

Pootardy

When you're shitting your guts out after eating the school lunch and can't make it to class in time.

Steve didn't listen when I told him not to eat the shiny roast beef and now he's pootardyfor class.

by asteamsd March 30, 2014

Poptart

The phenomena that occurs when one farts underwater and her gaseous bubble moves up and around her torso before exiting between her cleavage.

That poptart had some incredible aim and pungence.

by JeninjaCO December 17, 2014

poptart buddies

The definition of besties.

The poptart buddies are always together.

by Poptart372 November 22, 2016