pooftard

An airhead that brings volume to her hair with loads of hairspray and immense teasing. Consequently, the chemicals from the hairspray become lodged in her brain causing her brain cells to die at an alarming rate. Eventually, this will cause the individual to reach a state of mental retardation. At this point her "poof" becomes a survival mechanism, much like a helmet for her head, in case she runs into doors, walls, windows, etc.

"Hey pooftard, hand me the hairspray!"

"Hey pooftard, will you tease my hair?"

by Sister Mary Katherine October 13, 2009

Noofty Poofty

The act of kneeing a victim in the back of the leg, causing them to go weak and crumble in a heap on the floor. Usually shouted as a warning before the act takes place.

Bill: "NOOFTY POOFTY!!!"

Dave: "Ahhh! Me leg!!!"

Bill: "Haha, you got noofty pooftied!!!"

Dave: "You shit."

by ST212 February 23, 2010

THAT MAKES MY POONTANG QUIVER!!

Something that makes you happy in the pants, thought not necessarily in a sexual way. Sometimes, though, it IS in a sexual way. Other times it's just because you're happy.

"When I saw him pass, it just make my poontang quiver!" (Sexual)

OR!

"Thank you for those chocolate chip cookies! They made my poontang quiver." (Just plain happy.)

by Marf December 9, 2003

Poontang

What Animal Mother's reason for fighting in the Vietnam War was in "Full Metal Jacket"

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word... my word is "poontang".

by the Uber-Shovel April 3, 2009

poontackle

to rape old women.

Jeff Henry is a poontackler. He likes the smell of old granny's coozjuice

by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints June 16, 2004

Poonted

Very drunk

Yeeee we gonna get hella poonted tonight!

by J Poonted March 14, 2010

Poofter

A passive or emasculated male.

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!

by Reed February 17, 2004