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Poontang

That one word for sex that is better than all the others. Probably because it is just so fun to say.
"Hey man, you gonna get some POONTANG tonight"
"I sure fuckin' hope so"
by Poontang669 June 5, 2018
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Poontang Pummel

When you really hate a bitch and want to knock them into the next dimension
by Badbitchb23 January 20, 2024
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pineapple poontang

The act of eating pineapple while licking a woman’s genitals. Giving her a tingling feeling on her lower parts.
Yo, we should buy some pineapple! I wanted to give Jenna the pineapple poontang later tonight.
by Newbie squid licker January 22, 2024
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Poontang Boomerang

Descriptive name given to a man's severely curved member.
"She was more than intrigued by the shape of my Johnson. Told you Dude, it's a Poontang Boomerang!"
by BigBS67 December 15, 2021
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Poontang

A natural scent in accordance with a woman’s pH balance that both excites human beings and turns them off at the same time.

Even animals have a voracious appetite for human poontang. Human females must take extra caution around randy unfixed male canines if the vagina is particularly exposed.

Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males often find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it.

Poontang is considered an “acquired taste” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life.

Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.
Man, I’ll tell you what, last night I was seriously in the mood for poontang. My wife’s pussy tasted like a chocolate eclair! She came all over my face and I licked every last drop from her big hairy pussy. That shit was delicious!!
by Malcom Hex March 30, 2021
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Poontang Patty

A female who like to be licked more than screwed
Poontang Patty loved to go into the back seat with any guy at the Drive In, as long as they ate her not her popcorn
by Rory O'Doul January 5, 2026
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Poontang

A word usually used by derelicts to describe the vagina
I can’t wait to get some of that poontang tonight”
“Yeah tell me about it.”
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025
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