Pootard

Whenever someone defacates in someone else's backyard, than rubs their face in it and goes into that persons house and kisses the mans wife.

My wife got raped by that damned pootard!!!

by twitch___ March 10, 2005

pookarooks

Girlfriend or boyfriend

How are you today my pookarooks

by 😈pooky August 6, 2022

Lord High Poobah of Awesome

The master of all things awesome. Supreme ruler of the world of the amazing. Generally the best man who has ever lived. Can only be apointed by the Lord High Poobah of Awesome. Also known as the LHPOA or simply My Lord.

Let us submit to Jonathan Wood, for he is the Lord High Poobah of Awesome.

by Lord High Poobah of Awesome August 3, 2010

poodar

The sudden urge to take a crap while near a toilet. When you go to the bathroom just to pee, but once you get there you suddenly have to take a dump as well.

"Hey man, what took you so long?"
"I thought I just had to piss but once I got there my poodar kicked in and I had to take a dump."

by Th33w0kRap15t April 29, 2008

Poobae

A word that my dumb brother uses.

Also used if something bad happens like him washing the dishes.

Mom: Hey louis can you wash the dishes?
Brother: OH NO THATS POOBAE

by ARealBlackNigga June 17, 2018

poobabies

The offspring that result from a couple having anal sex to avoid pregnancy.

We were doin' it in the butt so she wouldn't get pregnant, but I still ended up paying child support for her poobabies.

by Nikolai Nikolayovich July 2, 2006

Pittsburgh poobah

The act of shitting on your mate's foot in the shower after he/she has applied shampoo and closed his/her eyes.

Another in the long line of scatalogically-based acts which carries the name of a working class Midwestern city.

Janie peed on Zeke in the shower last week, but he got revenge by giving her a Pittsburgh poobah last night.

by zjgm02 April 22, 2008