hung like planet pluto

Would still cause massive damage if it crashed into Ur-anus.

You made fun of my cock and said I was hung like planet pluto. Then I crashed into Ur-anus and you need a brown boy time out.

by Poop Shoot Nation September 28, 2006

Pluto

1) The planet farthest from the sun that we know of. Recently reclassified as a "Dwarf-Planet".

2) The dog that is owned by that down-syndrome mouse, Micky.

1) Pluto sure is far away...

2) Micky Mouse's dog is Pluto.

by Sirius123 May 24, 2007

plmkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaq

A solution you thought wouldn't come up. How bored could you possibly be? ugh. Get to uselesswebsites or something. Maybe youtube ffs go away. asshole

You: hahaha! yes! i will type in plmkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaq into google! there wont be any results! hahaha! look how smart and charismatic i am! yes hahahaha!

by Hydrata November 26, 2019

pluto

noun: meaning "demotion"; related to the verb "plutoed" which means "demoted".

His performance was way down, but he didn't get demoted, I think he barely dodged a pluto.

by ScalRonnie January 2, 2009

plutowoahh

plutowoahh is a well known underground tweeter followed by people like Doc & Kumba he manages to keep the timeline entertained everyday

bro look at this new plutowoahh tweet i swear this guy is something else lmao

by flackojoyde77 May 21, 2021

Pluton

The queerest person in an IRC channel.

Jesus, don't be the Pluton in here.

by FishBulb June 11, 2004

pukous

pukous is much more disgusting than mucous. Its the nasty stuff you blow out of your nose after throwing up.

dude 1 - After throwing up, i blew my nose and out came huge chunks of pukous.

dude 2 - thats nasty dude, i dont wanna hear about that

by KMart1280 February 18, 2010