jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.

That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!

by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009

patterscum

When you commit an act worthy of appraisal for its coy behavior, aka when one stealsts something very important

Kuyt just patterscummed the shit out of that ball.
Kid in the back, patterscumming like crazaaaaayyyyyy!

by Stealster McBulSheetface December 16, 2010

Pottersexual

Pottersexual- a word used to describe someone who is in love with the men, and sometimes women, of the Potter family. Most commonly James Fleamont and Harry James

Guys I have to tell u something
What is it?
Well im Pottersexual

Aren't we all?

by RajTheAstronaut December 30, 2020

john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")

i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.

by DD's December 11, 2009

Dylan Patterson

A Dick

You at being such a Dylan Patterson right now!!

by ScotchTapeBones April 21, 2019

athena patterson

athena patterson is the bestfriend of “ autumnhearsawho “ they are the same age, but autumnhearsawho is older than athena. autumn is a virgo! born on sept 12! athena is born oct 14! a libra

athena patterson is a libra

by autumnhearsawho November 19, 2021

Tom Petterson

An undercover FBI agent who allegedly attacked Justin Bieber. Props to him.

Did you see our country's tween sensation selling his perfume at Macy's? Thank God Tom Petterson decided to take a swing at him!

by ThatOneGirlWithTheCoolHair June 27, 2011