Pity Fishing

The act of searching for pity or sympathy by making something sound far worse than it really is.

Dave: Hey dude, what's up?

Jim: I got attacked by this massive, vicious dog in the park yesterday... I thought I was going to die...

Dave: OMG! Are you OK?

later...

Dave: Did you hear about Jim? He got attacked by a massive dog!

Fred: He's just pity fishing, I was there. He was barked at by a dog.

by Mousey 66 March 27, 2012

Pittypuff

When your friend brings over inferior weed but you still smoke it so as not to be rude.

Clint's weed wasn't very good but you know I had to pittypuff it.

by stingypuma September 3, 2013

Pity Pick Up

Picking up somebody (who is less beautiful, less smart, or less cool than you are) because you feel bad for them / you pity them.

This guy is pretty lame but he can be my pity pick up.

by Autumn87 May 12, 2015

pitysmile

A condescending smile given to someone that is deemed to be pitiful.

The wealthy woman condescendingly looked down upon a homeless man begging for food, gave him a dollar and a pitysmile.

by Samuel Lawrence Charles July 7, 2016

Pity dating

When a person is rejected so they try to get pity from their crush in order for them to date them out of it

Girl: sorry i don't want to date you
Boy: please date me i'll be broken without you :'(
Girl: well ok then
The girl pitys the guy so they are now involved in pity dating due to the guy

by Robbie rotten's ghost August 23, 2018

Pitaya

Its a sragon fruit but in spanish (ez ikr)

Guy1--Hey bro what are you eating?
Guy2--A *Pitaya* bro
Guy1--Do you mean Dragon fruit?
Guy2--Smh *Pitaya* Is dragon fruit in spanish

by PitayaPlant July 26, 2020

pityuck

Something that is so gross that its sad.

Straight cis males are PITYUCK

by cain's bestie December 3, 2021