Piss in one's pocket

Australian slang.

Pissing in a person's pocket means to insincerely attempt to convince a person that you're doing them a favour, when you actually have only your own interests (generally either making a profit or ingratiating oneself) at heart.

i.e. You are pissing in a person's pocket, and trying to convince them that you're doing them a favour by warming their pocket. But realisticly all you're doing is soaking their pants in urine.

"That salesman was a complete dickhead. Constantly pissing in my pocket, trying to tell me how much I needed (insert product here)."

by Dave_3141592 November 14, 2004

piss out my ass

a phrase repeated again and again in the popular TV show South Park - where one of the character's tourette's tick is repeatedly screaming variations of "piss out my ass!"

also, when the character is screaming a variation of this phrase, he will turn his head to the side and cover his mouth.

ass...ass!!! piss, the ass!!
ass pissss!! peeiissss!
ass??? piss in the ASS!!!
peeeeiiiiissss coming from my aaeeeeiiiassss!!!!!!
piss....pissss!! piss out my aeeeasss......PISS OUT MY ASS!

by JackBauer133 May 2, 2011

split piss

This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.

It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 24, 2007

Fried Pies

An older woman's outer lady business. (Vadge)

Jake walked in while I was bent over cleanin the bathtub. He said my vadge looked like two fried pies.

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Tractor Pies

Clumps of hard-packed mud stuck to highways that were left there by tractors and other farm machinery.

My tires and shocks took a beating from all the tractor pies on the highway

by Cousin Merl October 21, 2010

Soccer Piss

The act of kneeling down with one leg out and planted in the ground (in proposal like stance) and pissing discreetly. Appearing as if you are posing for a picture with your soccer buddies, yet pissing.

Girlfriend: My boyfriend is a thinker, see him posing over there just like the sculpture.

Guy buddy: He's actually taking a soccer piss. Look it up.

by Catdragon2000 December 31, 2011

knee deep in pelican piss

When you are over worked or in deep trouble. It is a variation of "knee deep in shit" but adds the assumption that it takes longer to "get" knee deep is pelican piss then it takes to with shit, thus you have been over worked or in deep trouble for a longer period of time.

I am having a long day, I am knee deep in pelican piss over that late report!

by TJM3460 November 13, 2011