Pinto

In South East Asia this is slang for foreigners with an enormous penis.

In Thailand, prostitutes warn each other

“Don’t do anal with that guy, he is a PINTO.”

In referring to adult porn actors, instead of saying he is hung like a horse, they say he is a PINTO.

by Las Vegas hoodlum August 28, 2019

Ford Pinto

1) A beautiful car made by Ford in the years between 1970-1980 that would explode if you rearended it
2) a metaphor for anal

I met this new girl and we might take a

ride in the Ford Pinto soon

by Amxela December 25, 2015

penile pentrometric episiotomy

When a big fat dick splits a pussy so bad that it rips the taint resulting in the poor bitch having to go to the emergency room for sutures.

Hello, 911, please send an ambulance immediately. I accidentally just performed a tri- input penile pentrometric episiotomy on this fucking bitch and she is bleeding like a stuck pig from the cunt and ass. She is in and out of consciousness and is going into shock. Her breath sounds are diminished and her heart rate is rapid and her pulse is weak. Her pupils are dilated and not reacting to light . She keeps screaming for more cock and an aspirin. Don't send the cops because I am doing bong hits and my medical marijuana card is expired.

by Goldbagger January 18, 2010

pintrovert

A person who expresses themselves through pins and stickers on laptops, bags etc

That dude is such a pintrovert look at his laptop. Ooo a Nightmare before Christmas Sticker. Nice

by Glitchie Michie December 30, 2020

pintoos

A short way of meaning drinking a small quantity.
When you mean you want to go for an alcoholic beverage of your choice(pint), but only a couple (two/toos)

"Comin for a drink Dave?"
"Yes, but only pintoos"

or

"Who's up for pintoos?"

by nukedbug April 21, 2006

Pintocorn

Unicorn with 5 horns. Coined by famous young comedian Bo Burnham in the opening of his Comedy special "What." before he mercilessly shoots it to death with an invisible pistol. Great special.

The Pintocorn then said, "Hi Bo."

Pintocorns are the ultimate Unicorn.

by Captain Jack Mehoff January 2, 2014

pinstrocity

When you attempt to make a project you got off Pinterest and it turns out awful.
"I decoupaged a frame, but it turned out to be a Pinstrocity. Nailed it!"

"I decoupaged a frame, but it turned out to be a Pinstrocity. Nailed it!"

by Monikalou January 15, 2014