Red House Painters

A slowcore band formed in 1988 fronted by Mark Kozelek, and probably one of the most melancholic bands of the 90s.

Guy 1: bruh you really need to take a break from listening to Red House Painters, it's making you depressed.

Guy 2: I know but I just really love Mark Kozelek's sad relatable lyrics.

by K-Dogg1 June 17, 2019

mincer pincer

Being trapped by two or more gay or camp people, by surprise, and being unable to escape talking to them. Walking away is often not an option as it may cause them to protest loudly drawing more attention to the situation.

Example:

I was relaxing at this party when I got caught in a mincer pincer. Took me 30 minutes to get rid of them.

by The Spike February 22, 2007

Sidewalk Painter

An individual who defecates on a public sidewalk in front of a group of unsuspecting passers by. This individual generally lurks around corners and waits for large groups of tourists before making the sidewalk his canvas.

Ramon: Oh my god, is that guy's entire ass out?
Scott: Let's cross the street. That guy looks like he is a textbook sidewalk painter.

Bill was tired of the noise outside his house, so he hired a sidewalk painter.

by UpperCanadianCanvas October 12, 2009

Pantera

One of, if not the most kickass metal band in the world. A band from Arlington, Texas that released some of the most legendary albums like Cowboys From Hell. Famous for vocalist Phil Anselmo's rip-roaring vocals and guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott's expertise with that axe. Tensions and creative differences split the band up, and Dime and Phil each started their own projects. Phil started many bands such as Down and Superjoint Ritual, while Dime and his brother Vinnie (Pantera's drummer) started their own band, called Damageplan. On December 8, 2004, (coincidentially the same day John Lennon was killed 24 years earlier) Dime was shot and killed by a fan who was obviously in huge need of mental help, as Damageplan was performing in Colombus, Ohio. RIP.

If you say you don't like Pantera purely out of distaste for metal, fine, but if you're going to bitch about how it's "too loud", then you need to have a pair of balls surgically attached to your groin.

If I ever find the grave of that fucktard who killed Dimebag, I'm going to dig up his remains and take a good, long piss on them.

You want proof that Pantera kicks ass? Ask Maddox (thebestpageintheuniverse.com).

by Paul Wooten August 18, 2006

Pantera

Possibly the closest thing to "gods" as we know it. Dimebag Darrel was unfortunately shot by this crazy man. Their music was just that, MUSIC! It wasn't pre-packaged crap that is run down into the ground by MTV. Those who do not know of Pantera can go shove broken glass into their uretha and colon.

This girl asked me "Who's Pantera? Do they support Animal Liberation like I do?" So I drew my .45 and emptied a few into her cranium.

by Samuel Macon May 15, 2006

Ladysmith Pinner

A neatly packed joint consisting of one rolling paper that is completely stuffed with weed.

A fat doobie by any standard.

Originated in Ladysmith, BC by a local group of cannabis enthusiasts.

Meh, it's just a Ladysmith Pinner.

by bitter-child August 7, 2011

You broke up Pantera!

Something you might say when there is no rational explanation or excuse for someone's bad behaviour. Comes from the statment yelled by a gunman who on December 8, 2004, attacked members of a band named Damageplan and its fans. Two of the members of Damageplan had previously been members of the band Pantera.

Dad: Why didn't you do your chores?
Son: You broke up Pantera!
Dad: !?

by Big Steve December 9, 2004